My tweets
- Thu, 15:31: Just a reminder from Teddy Roosevelt on why memes are dumb. http://t.co/ArQfmNeShI
- Thu, 17:02: I was disappointed to be dismissed from jury duty until I discovered the defendant has his own wiki page for being a criminal. Uhhhh...
- Thu, 20:19: Took a shower today for the first rime since I went to the hospital in August. It was fucking glorious.
- Fri, 06:30: Dear brain, what is your major malfunction, numb nuts?
- Fri, 06:33: RT @ggreenwald: And when did it become journalistically sound to report what "may have" happened? Anything "may have" happened http://t.co/…
- Fri, 09:27: Thanks to @ohmygoshko for keeping my seat warm for me this morning on the subway. Unless I sat in fresh farts...
