October 22nd, 2013

zissou

My tweets

  • Mon, 18:48: Federal jury duty tomorrow. Yay! I get to travel the city sans technology because the federal court lives in 1988! Yay!
  • Mon, 21:21: Apparently 66% of Republicans in America oppose gay marriage. Ironically, at least 66% of Republicans are useless meat sacks. #tcot
  • Tue, 07:09: The Pope says I can still get into heaven. Suck it 700 Club fanboys! http://t.co/JS78Wl4A3D
  • Tue, 07:41: I'm going as "Sexy 9-Toed Yeti" for Halloween. I haven't shaved in a few days.