||[Aug. 1st, 2013|12:00 pm]
- Wed, 12:50: RT @Disalmanac: Today is National Orgasm Day, which, like actual orgasms, only happens once a year.
- Wed, 13:07: RT @TheDailyEdge: Anthony Weiner has no public events scheduled. #NationalOrgasmDay
- Wed, 15:13: Why must cats constantly show off that they don't have to wear pants? Self centered jerks.
- Wed, 17:55: Randomly taking a 2 mile walk after work when I haven't done a lot of walking in months has left me mildly broken.
- Thu, 07:38: RT @kentgrossarth: My gf told me she's tired of me quoting song lyrics. I swear, y'all gonna make me lose my mind. Up in here, up in here.
- Thu, 08:33: Congratulations Michele Bachmann, your marriage is finally legal!
- Thu, 09:55: US government scrambles to produce doctored photos of Edward Snowden having sex with a man now that he's free in Russia.
- Thu, 10:52: New Yorkers! A friend rescued 3 chihuahuas yesterday from the street, needs to find temp/perm homes asap. Help/suggestions welcome.