July 30th, 2013


My tweets

  • Mon, 12:44: You kids realize that you can fill your face with tacos on days other than Tuesday, right? #tcot
  • Mon, 13:52: RT @Disalmanac: Eighth Amendment: Forbids cruel and unusual punishment, especially if it involves reruns of "According To Jim."
  • Mon, 13:58: How dare Jesus try to provide guidance to Christians when he's secretly been a Jew this whole time!
  • Mon, 15:43: How many money related boners are you allowed before you have to register as a republican? #tcot
  • Mon, 16:12: Just a giant cruise ship sailing past Freedom Tower that I can see from my office. NBD. http://t.co/fFuhBxuSUH
  • Mon, 23:45: No one has come up with the hair dye brand "Dorian Gray" yet? Pretty much the most obvious brand name pun. Sheesh.
  • Tue, 07:37: We all agree that outie belly buttons are weird and creepy.
  • Tue, 11:09: Dear Senator Grassley: thanks for wasting time and money on frivolous investigations you useless meat bag. #tcot http://t.co/I3wA87g2Cu