July 16th, 2013


My tweets

  • Tue, 07:32: Lady, you aren't at work so quit swinging on the subway pole and hitting me with your purse.
  • Tue, 08:52: How many jokes about cannibalism are too many for a ten minute period of time?
  • Tue, 11:00: All this talk of food and eating human flesh has got me hungry. I may be broken.