June 27th, 2013


My tweets

  • Wed, 12:38: Rep. Bachmann has chained her husband to a wall in their homophobia bunker in response to #DOMA. Poor Marcus.
  • Wed, 13:50: Breaking: Justice Scalia seen tying children to a train track, cackling like a crazy person.
  • Wed, 16:22: Nothing says "We value our employees!" like rough sandpaper quality toilet paper rubbing your butthole at the office.
  • Thu, 11:48: I probably shouldn't have downloaded Carcassonne for my phone. #timesuck #nerd