May 7th, 2013


My tweets

  • Mon, 14:37: then you type in whatever random crap you want to complain about or pictures of yourself with booze and drunk girls. Twitter is pretty easy.
  • Mon, 15:57: New Yorkers: looking for a good (but cheap) moving company for the lady friend. Any suggestions? Thanks!
  • Mon, 17:17: I think every white guy with dumb hair and paint splattered shabby clothes is the guy from Murphy Brown.
  • Tue, 10:43: "Women get beat up & raped by scumbags. ISN'T THAT HILARIOUS?! I HAVE THE CONCH SHELL PIG SO STFU!" -white dudes on the internet
  • Tue, 11:09: RT @saraschaefer1: FUCK critics. Fucking useless LOSERS. Hey guys I was included on this list of comedians to watch!! So honored & hum…
  • Tue, 11:14: If you're having girl probs, I feel bad for you son. Maybe you should quit being a disrespectful ass who makes quips about assaulting women.
  • Tue, 11:22: RT @TeaPartyCat: Next up on Fox News: Officer in charge of preventing sexual assault arrested for sexual battery. Obama's fault or pointles…