May 3rd, 2013


My tweets

  • Thu, 13:01: Host at the bar next to the office stopped me as I passed to tell me a soccer game was on. I should stop carrying this vuvuzela everywhere.
  • Thu, 13:54: Overheard at lunch that @AmandaBynes died in a train wreck last night. That poor train, was she trying to park it?
  • Thu, 14:55: The government of South Carolina would rather spite the black president than help the uninsured.
  • Thu, 15:22: Comedians...err, news anchors at Fox & Friends figure out that Obama killed Leno. They r so smert.
  • Fri, 09:55: I don't want to be super famous, just big enough that women I went to school with will put me on their celebrity freebie list. Sheesh.
  • Fri, 10:09: #FF @WarrenBuffett because he's the most gangsta person on Twitter now.
  • Fri, 10:21: #FF @Buck65, @SageFrancis and @therealelp because not all hip hop is about being gangsta.