||[Apr. 10th, 2013|12:00 pm]
- Tue, 12:21: RT @michelleisawolf: I get why Congress wants to investigate Jay-Z and Beyonce for their trip to Cuba. I also do anything I can to avoid ...
- Tue, 15:46: BREAKING: LL Cool J just knocked out by younger, time travelling self over Paisley track. LL's mom could not be reached for comment.
- Tue, 19:23: My lady made me a giant plate of nachos. http://t.co/Nbv0E5vJuq
- Wed, 08:16: Listening to Everybody Wants To Rule The World in an elevator of bank employees seems too ironic, iPod.
- Wed, 11:15: I'm racist against white people. No accidents involved, just blatantly, patently racist.