||[Feb. 13th, 2013|12:00 pm]
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- Tue, 20:26: Will POTUS declare that we are at war with #teambreezy tonight? They're worse than a zombie invasion. #SOTU
- Tue, 21:25: If POTUS didn't validate your parking ticket on his way out, you're getting followed by a UAV on the way home. #SOTU
- Tue, 21:26: RT @GoTeamMegan: There should be no reason to NOT pass #VAWA
- Tue, 21:29: Let's spend the next week discussing how Ted Nugent feels about #SOTU since his opinion is always valid and important.
- Tue, 21:32: RT @robdelaney: .@MarcoRubio Excited to hear why you voted against the Violence Against Women Act today!
- Tue, 21:33: All I'm hearing from @MarcoRubio right now is "Women deserve to get beat. That's why I voted against #VAWA. I hate America."
- Tue, 21:39: Marco Rubio's hair plugs are about to pop out of his skull, either because of the stress from his bullshit or all that sweat.
- Tue, 21:40: Rubio's restless leg syndrome is becoming almost as distracting as his sweaty upper lip. Get him a chair.
- Tue, 21:41: So many people just laughed as Rubio reached for that tiny bottle of water that we almost raised Carlin from the grave.
- Tue, 21:42: RT @JamesWCoker: Poland Spring: The official bottled water of delusional politicians everywhere.