January 8th, 2013

zissou

My tweets

  • Mon, 15:10: Two missed calls from Antigua. Is Jane Seymour finally giving in to my unwanted advances?!
  • Tue, 06:15: Waking up at 5 am for no good reason is apparently my new jam.
  • Tue, 06:48: Someone needs to invent a pillowcase that stays cold all night so I can close the window.
  • Tue, 11:34: Half of the block of Havarti that I was going to snack on for lunch has disappeared. If you find it, get out of my mouth.