December 30th, 2012


My tweets

  • Sat, 13:58: Stir craziness is starting to set in. It may be time to go wander around Astoria before the snow actually starts. Hrm.
  • Sat, 15:10: Astoria is snowless. Sad, party of me.
  • Sat, 15:55: New Year's Resolution number 37: Fewer nip slips and wardrobe malfunctions. YOU'RE WELCOME.
  • Sat, 16:35: 2013 Resolution number 7: Finally use that pole dance class Groupon before it expires.
  • Sat, 16:47: Putting the finishing touches on my indie film script where Paul Reiser is Paul Rudd's dad. Go ahead and give me a million dollars now.
  • Sat, 16:51: Just told that they will only write the check if Ashley Judd plays Judd Hirsch's daughter. Hollywood. Pfft.
  • Sat, 16:59: All the snowman corpses.
  • Sat, 19:33: Hope my neighbors are cool with me playing Guitar Hero all night sans pants. Their stereo is better than mine so I invited myself over.
  • Sat, 20:27: The outside world is for jerks.
  • Sun, 00:44: I never wanted to know the Klingon opinion on circumcision.