||[Dec. 28th, 2012|12:00 pm]
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- Thu, 15:09: RT @Disalmanac: Today in 1822, Louis Pasteur was born. He liked to pasteurize all the fine, foxy ladies. Awwwwwwww yeah.
- Thu, 15:12: Ominous portents of the storm to come. http://t.co/X76ZhNpc
- Thu, 15:22: Tonight at 7:30 at @UCBTheatreEast , The Big Shrink! I want you there! http://t.co/ig8r4HPX
- Thu, 15:48: How many people can you date on ChristianMingle before conceding that God wants you to die alone?
- Thu, 17:14: Apparently "I'd make out with you at midnight" is not an appropriate greeting when your waitress comes by at Applebee's.
- Thu, 18:25: Apparently we booked HIM again. Stupid Panda. #BigShrink #UCBeast http://t.co/yulx2Oz6
- Thu, 18:27: How did I get a "limited view" seat at my own show?! #BigShrink #UCBeast http://t.co/HFbA70Ao
- Thu, 19:01: Uh, Dean Martin showed up for #BigShrink you guys. DEAN MARTIN.
- Thu, 19:27: RT @SharonSpell: @Blacktress let me know she pooped 2 minutes before her set! @shrinkshow @ucbtheatreeast http://t.co/cM9cPXft
- Thu, 19:27: RT @SharonSpell: @fishstandsup got a horrible Christmas gift once and it hilarious! @shrinkshow @ucbtheatreeast http://t.co/cMlxAbCz