My tweets
- Wed, 18:13: That moment when you realize you are probably the riff raff at your neighborhood bar.
- Wed, 18:32: Are we still giving a shit about what The Hairpiece has to say? I thought we moved on.
- Wed, 19:10: When you're having a crappy day, remember that you and Lance Armstrong have the same number of Tour De France titles.
- Wed, 19:15: Totally not my fourth night at my.neighborhood bar. http://t.co/nJnPE6QA
- Wed, 19:25: "Let me be your legal secretary, I'm good at dictation!" - said no classy ladies ever
- Wed, 20:20: Recorded three poscasts with @curlycomedy, @PaulOddo & @colinpdempsey today. Now drunk at a bar. Must have done the day right.
- Wed, 20:23: Also much love to the @SharonSpellShow crew of @SharonSpell, @katiecompa, @carriegravenson & @DaveSteffey. Gross love post out!
- Wed, 20:39: Dear @curlycomedy, is Drunk Tweeting your advance level course on Twitterzzz? Asking for a friend.
- Wed, 20:49: When the Downistie version of Downton Abbey comes out, I'll watch it.
- Wed, 22:18: Nothing like walking up three flights of stairs to get the blood pumping the alcohol to your brain faster than before.
