August 17th, 2012


My tweets

  • Thu, 13:48: @morrisongod I think your twitter account got hacked. I've got a random DM from you that looks like it's bogus.
  • Thu, 14:27: RT @jimog: BREAKING Daily News makes 1/3 of US youth feel like losers. RT @nydailynews Two-thirds of U.S. youth have had oral sex http:/ ...
  • Thu, 15:39: Apparently I have to give up break dancing or people will expect me to dance in front of them.
  • Thu, 17:07: Old people need to contribute to society or die for being unAmerican.
  • Thu, 17:22: Being subjected to pop music makes me want to become a shut in. Thanks Taylor Swift.
  • Thu, 19:00: Spoiler alert! One of the GOP candidates might be a Cylon. It's been a few years so they think people have forgotten about them.
  • Thu, 19:04: New equipment for your zombie apocalypse stockpile. Gotta keep those iPods powered.
  • Fri, 09:06: En route to a meeting at the unemployment office. Discovering the strangest people ride the 7 to Flushing at 10 am.
  • Fri, 09:12: @fuck_new_jersey How is the pup doing?
  • Fri, 09:16: Someone is loudly listening to Rick Astley on their iPod. It isn't me this time.
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