August 15th, 2012


My tweets

  • Tue, 12:10: A new EP from Why? for free? Yes please!
  • Tue, 13:37: Remember that time that a white power metalhead shot a bunch of sikhs? No?! Come on America, it was just last week!
  • Tue, 14:48: Why does everyone assume that 3:45 pm is when I'm watching porn? #unemployed
  • Tue, 15:12: Dubstep has been used in a K-Mart commercial and Microsoft is using it to promote IE9. Can we finally declare it dead and move on?
  • Tue, 15:38: We all agree that people who still love Ayn Rand as an adult are a million times worse than adults who ride razor scooters, right?
  • Tue, 16:05: With the Olympics over, what is NBC going to do this week to piss off the public? Maybe they could bring back Joey.
  • Tue, 17:19: RT @saraschaefer1: hey @progressive I think you need to get your story straight before you keep tweeting at people
  • Tue, 20:48: RT @RockabillyJay: In Bane's defense, Gotham is kind of a shithole. #ProgressiveTwitterTeam
  • Tue, 21:26: I still laugh every time @NathanFillion informs Dr Horrible that his fists are not the hammer. Spoiler: The hammer is his penis.
  • Wed, 08:54: When unemployed, don't leave the internet within reach of your bed or you may never leave it. Helpful tips.
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