July 31st, 2012


My tweets

  • Mon, 12:11: Alright, I've been productive for 4 hours now. Is it nap time yet?
  • Mon, 13:10: Dear Mittens: Please continue flapping your mouth hole. You're embarrassing yourself and rich people everywhere. http://t.co/iHEFfzbs
  • Mon, 13:11: RT @Disalmanac: Today in 762 AD, Baghdad was founded. An ancestor of George W. Bush immediately made up a bullshit reason to send troops ...
  • Mon, 13:33: RT @HAlanScott: A Jew & a Mormon tour the Old City. "So this is your Salt Lake City?" The Jew, "Uh, no." #MittRomney #Israel http:// ...
  • Mon, 13:35: The iPad has revolutionized my ability to surf the internet while I poop.
  • Mon, 13:45: Twitter suspends UK reporter's account due to sharing of publicly available email address to complain about Olympics: http://t.co/gCLzeseh
  • Mon, 15:21: The Big Shrink, 8 pm tonight, UCB East! Come for the joy, stay for the chortles! http://t.co/ig8r4HPX
  • Mon, 16:10: RT @BenariLee: Dear Mitt Romney: you are not helping. Sincerely, The Jews.
  • Mon, 18:53: Five minutes to Big Shrink at UCB East. There are a few seats left so get your butt in one of them.
  • Mon, 18:58: ...there's a PANDA on the stage with me. Did @SharonSpell book that jerk Pandamonium to DJ AGAIN?! Doesn't she know I'm unemployed?
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