July 27th, 2012


My tweets

  • Thu, 12:49: RT @JamesUrbaniak: We get it, you hate gay people. RT @RickSantorum With two of my boys, Enjoying chick-in-strips and an awesome peach s ...
  • Thu, 14:47: How many ladies do we think are out there that have "put a bird on it" as a "classy" lower back tattoo?
  • Thu, 18:16: If I refuse to believe in 70 mph wind, hail and potential tornadoes, will that protect me on my walk to the grocery store?
  • Thu, 20:40: Tonight's #superstorm was weaker than the acting in Thor and featured less thunder.
  • Thu, 20:54: I've seen puppies that were more threatening than the #superstorm tonight.
  • Thu, 22:44: Someone give me a dollar for every time I've fallen asleep watching Labyrinth. It'll probably pay the rent for this month.
  • Thu, 23:08: Labyrinth gives the impression that 98% of Muppets are assholes.
  • Fri, 09:24: RT @DanSlott: SPOILERS: Ending to the new TOTAL RECALL film: Schwarzenegger wakes up next to Suzanne Pleshette & says, "Had a dream ...
  • Fri, 09:29: If you don't follow @carriegravenson already, do it now so that she won't cry on her birthday. #ff
  • Fri, 10:28: @carriegravenson HAPPY BIRTHDAY! or some such biz.
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