My tweets
- Fri, 12:09: "Doctor, doctor, gimme the news! I've got a bad case of rectal cancer!" #originallyrics #preexistingcondition
- Fri, 12:37: I think Fritz's does it better b-b-but cheddar bites! http://t.co/aQnMHJe5
- Fri, 13:13: There are four teens and a dad talking politics behind me. So many ignorant things pouring out of their faces. #brownbackistan #ilovenyc
- Fri, 14:17: I wonder how long its been since this place closed. http://t.co/Z93WvrWR
- Fri, 14:18: Dead mall shopping trip! http://t.co/h5AlGJBS
- Fri, 14:24: The most exclusive open mic in KC! http://t.co/TjJMMn7R
- Fri, 14:26: Monkey's country cousins are so lazy! http://t.co/YuOgTEQ4
- Fri, 14:30: The secret entrance to Narnia and a lost Orange Julius. http://t.co/U3C0uu5t
- Fri, 14:34: Ye Olde Pizza Shoppe must be remodeling permanently. http://t.co/Oizu7iJx
- Fri, 14:38: Wunderbar! http://t.co/naV6LoOI