June 28th, 2012


My tweets

  • Wed, 12:05: RT @Hydrox_Cookies: #Hydrox is proud to be the official cookie of straight people as well as guys who only did gay stuff in the army or ...
  • Wed, 12:46: Last night I dreamed that I was conducting Big Shrink like it was an orchestra in one of those tailed jackets, shorts and my I'M FAT shirt.
  • Wed, 16:42: The saddest part of being unemployed is that my morning subway crush is probably heart broken that she hasn't seen me.
  • Wed, 19:45: This Hooker is empty and drained of joy. http://t.co/Fyn75VK1
  • Wed, 19:46: This Hooker is full and joyful! http://t.co/Z1ugwJe3
  • Wed, 20:34: Text from my mom: Def Lepperd rocks! Me: Uhhhhhhhhhh
  • Wed, 21:31: Bring it Nicole! http://t.co/f3w2C5Hs
  • Thu, 10:43: How many times will people fall for the Back To The Future hoax? Check back in Oct when I post 12 more of them. http://t.co/GM1zlG02
  • Thu, 11:02: OMG OBAMACARE! I'm moving to Canada! Not because of #SCOTUS, just due to my love of cold weather and Tim Bits.
  • Thu, 11:03: Seriously though people, please move to Canada if you're upset about Obamacare. We'll be happy to eat the gay oreos without you.
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