||[Jun. 2nd, 2012|12:00 pm]
- Fri, 12:49: Forget National Donut Day, it's Internatn'l Let Your Wendy's Chocolate Frosty Melt Then Drink It So Quick It Drips Into Your Chest Hair Day!
- Fri, 13:02: It's been brought to my attention that my last tweet was incorrect. That guy I saw at Wendy's is going to be totally upset.