April 24th, 2011


My tweets

  • Sat, 18:02: A Hispanic family leaves Chevys wearing sombreros. http://plixi.com/p/95299502 The punchline got lost in translation.
  • Sat, 20:39: There was a mojito in there... http://plixi.com/p/95344275
  • Sat, 23:43: Holy crap, I not only got a lady cab driver, she's white, 60ish and looks like someone's sweater knitting g'ma. Drives like asshole cabbie.
  • Sat, 23:47: SHE JUST OFFERED ME AN INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED DINNER MINT! I might be in a dream or on my way to have my kidneys stolen.