My tweets
- Thu, 18:38: Mormon tales of armpit sex are obvs hilarious on a Thursday night.
- Thu, 19:18: Caught @hodgman on a date with his mustache at Luca Lounge tonight. Cute couple.
- Thu, 19:26: Fun fact: @batemanimation needs his new man friend to teach him how to text. @StarleeKine says so, must be true.
- Thu, 19:31: Hopefully no one teaches @batemanimation how to use Twitter.
- Fri, 09:19: Setting an alarm on your phone to remind you that you have a date tonight is normal, right? #firstworldproblems
