October 15th, 2010

zissou

My tweets

  • Wed, 17:25: @thesuefunke Lucky you. If I start having cocktails at 4 pm at work, it's still considered "Being an alcoholic who drinks alone."
  • Wed, 19:06: @thesuefunke Doh! I knew there was some crucial item I was missing! Actually liking other carbon based lifeforms!
  • Wed, 19:33: Didn't I just have two extra days off? My brain feels melted like I haven't had a moment to relax in months. Ah well, Lasers take me away!
  • Wed, 22:02: Afghanistan is a party cove where they cut the hands off girls on bikinis. #themoreyouknow
  • Wed, 22:55: Twice in 8 days I've see @PaulMecurio flash his junk from the stage. No joke here, just felt the need to share my scars.
  • Thu, 00:31: Thanks cabbie man for telling ne that Inwood isn't in the Bronx but Riverdale is. I needed the geography refresher at 1 am. #themoreyouknow