October 18th, 2006

Political Dissent

Everybody knows that it really doesn't matter at all...

Looking for something to get for that hard-to-buy-for left wing liberal nutjob in your family? Look no further! If they don't love you for this gift, punch them in the face.

I'm not nearly as funny as I think I am. However, picturing iseebi with cheese and ketchup on her head like one of those rabbit/pancake pictures brings me a small amount of glee. If I had more time, I'd have some photoshop fun going already. Alternately, I've now learned that it's inappropriate to cause a 5 car pile-up to honk and whistle at some girl for showing me her achilles tendons.

The News Cycle as explained with dolls. So two Colbert links in one post might be excessive. Bite me.

Planning on going to a football game this weekend? Better wrap yourself in saran wrap and duct tape, just in case. Pretend you're some new age mummy or something.

NAMBLA gets some love from a candidate for Governor in Ohio. There are low blows, and then there are low blows. This ranked somewhere around "midget running between your legs with his fists in the air". Too bad it was a bogus attempt to get people outraged at his opponent by tossing "Man/Boy Love" out there. Then again, he's not the only Republican throwing NAMBLA around during a debate this year, so I guess I shouldn't be too shocked.
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