December 9th, 2005

Herb Tarlek

I'll see you at Uncle Osama's Homobortion Pot & Commie Jizzporium!

THAT'S VERY NOT MANLY! I hope that phrase is uttered by a lot of overly straight men when they go to see this cowboy movie over the next few weeks. I like the idea of a bunch of uncomfortable hicks storming out because they can't handle the man on man action.

Jon Stewart defends himself against allegations from Bill O'Reilly that he is a Jewish Monster out to destroy Christmas.

I don't really care much about the whole Tookie Williams affair since I find myself conflicted over whether or not the founder of one of the biggest street gangs should be granted clemency for the good work he's done since then. However, I do find a certain level of sophmoric glee when I see Snoop Dogg listed as one of the Key Players in a graphic further on in the article. Hasn't Snoop always been one of the Key Players, no matter what the situation is?

Life is slow for Joe Moretti in Rhode Island.