|Just as long as they don't abort all the mexican babies because I love burritos.
||[Oct. 4th, 2005|02:19 pm]
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The insurgency is much more like McDonalds, a franchise. God bless Jon Stewart. Someone has to point out the idiocy to the American people.
Brit Hume of Fox News thinks he's more black than Juan Williams. Personally, I agree with Juan. The problem isn't that Bennett proposed the idea of aborting black babies, it's that he proposed it as a means of cutting down crime, attributing the majority of crime in this nation to black people. It's the fact that he pitched the idea and then followed it up with "but that would be a terrible thing to do", as though that might forgive pitching the idea. I love the look Brit Hume gets on his face when asked if Bennett should apologize for his comments. He looks as though he's going to climb across the table and punch Juan in the face. When Conservative Fascist Reporters Attack! Next on Fox!
Probably the most important piece of news, Superman was born on Monday to Nicolas Cage and his super young asian hottie wife. My guess is that his 14 year-old is going to be scarred for life because how could he compare to Kal-El. On the other hand, Kal-El better grow up tough because people are going to be picking on him and telling him to kneel before Zod for the rest of his life. At least there's a precedent for extreme nerdery when it comes to naming people and things.
Tom DeLay get slammed with another indictment, this time for money laundering. Strange that he's sticking to the "Liberals just wanna get me" excuse that he's been using since he was admonished by the House ethics committee last year. I suggest he use a new tactic like "I did it to impress Michelle Trachtenburg" or "The squirrels on the White House lawn told me to!" People get tired of hearing the same lame excuse.