Revisionist Historian Extraordinaire!

I have much love in my heart for this little guy. It doesn't surpass "Ride a bike around", but if I were to compile a list of my Top Ten favorite PA strips, at least half would feature that fruity bastard.

d00d, i so totally didn't say anything about Saddam being an imminent threat. j00 r s3w zee liar. I bet your mom is a terrorist.

The power of Christ COMPELS YOU!!!

There will not be a movie night this month. Sorry kids.

Anti-social behavior is one of those things I try to stamp out when it starts. Unfortunately, this latest bout hit during a period of time where I was otherwise distracted. I apologize.

When a boy writes off the world it's done with sloppy misspelled words
If a girl writes off the world it's done in cursive