|Good. Bad. I'm the one with the gun.
||[Nov. 13th, 2002|11:14 am]
|[||Your mom ain't listening to
|||||Steve Balderson - They'll Never Try||]|
"...but I don't recall knife-raping any retarded nuns." Instant classic.
Heather has caused my productivity to fluctuate disgustingly because she pointed me at addiction solitaire. Vile woman... :)
Remember kids, Santa's magic helps him get his fat butt down the chimney and you shouldn't try it at home.
In more serious news, Iraq has agreed to let in weapons inspectors, much to the surprise of, well, lots of people. War has been narrowly averted, for now. As Brandon pointed out though, Rumsfeld seems determined to be a warmonger:
U.S. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld has indicated that a possible worst-case scenario would be for Iraq to appear to fully comply with the resolution while actually failing to comply -- leaving Washington with no basis for pursuing a military option.
*shakes his head* Some days I wonder if our country is actually run by monkies. Last night my brother noted that the president on 24 seems more intelligent and suiting for the position than Dubya. If I ever ascend to the presidency, I'm going to get some TV writers to be on my staff instead of chuckleheads like Rumsfeld.