Revisionist Historian Extraordinaire!

I always knew that Dr. Smith would get his in the end. Goodbye Doc.

Hey, even jailbirds get lucky sometimes.

Maybe it's just me, but how could you not expect to have your life changed when you live it on MTV. Personally, the saddest thing of all is that Ozzy's started to drink again. They let themselves become a household name and now they've become one more product. I hope they become a family again one day.

Next time, hold it in.

In honor of election day, we're going to vote on Proposition 4B-17: "Who is the man?"

I'm going to be polite and provide everyone with this link because your resumes and such will still have to be filtered through. We're hiring. Let me warn you now though, you'll be working in a position beneath my boss and I. While we're rather laid back, we expect quantifiable, quality work and we want people who will show up when they are supposed to, as we've had too many co-workers who take off sick constantly for no good reason. Maybe not the best position to be in, as it may be a strain on our friendship at times (i'm not really as much of a hardass as i'm claiming to be, but i might be if need be). If you're interested, shoot us your resume. The info you need to know is in the link above.