September 26th, 2002

maybe i should wear pants

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Because god knows those punk kids downloading mp3s have really hurt Britney's sales. Note that most of the stars they list who are backing this aren't the types who you'd expect to understand the benefits inherit in file-sharing. A good 1/3 of my music collection was at the very least influenced by stuff I downloaded from somewhere. I could be downloading entire albums if I wanted to, but I buy a CD instead because I'd like to really own the music rather than listen to someone else's copy of it. Maybe I'm one of the few. *shakes his fist at the manipulative and evil RIAA*

Jedi and Klingons and Blairites, oh my!

Ravers may need to worry that ecstasy could give them brain damage? I've known ravers who didn't take X who probably had brain damage anyway. Besides, who's really suprised that ecstasy could cause parkinson's? It drops your dopamine levels so that everything feels good. Parkinson's kicks in because of low dopamine levels. 2 + 2 = 4 folks.

Um, Grandpa, are you growing teeth in that glass by the bed?

The Queen bestows knighthood on just about everybody nowadays. Did you know I was knighted a few months ago when my show on UPN first started? I happened to run into the Queen in a starbucks and she promoted me to Knight Commander of the Order of the British Empire for loaning her a buck for some Frappuchino. I never knew the Queen had a beard though.

Seriously though, how have we gone this long as a civilized nation without a museum devoted to sex? How prudish of us.
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