Revisionist Historian Extraordinaire!

wanted: rich sugar mama to take in myself and my bisexual female friend and take care of us. must be willing to help fund our educations in exchange for our companionship. already housebroken and perfectly cleanly. can provide references if needed. i own PS2 and Crazy Taxi. All females love Crazy Taxi. take us in, please. :)

heading home. was going to take a nap when i got home, but i think i'll put oil in my car and see if it's road-worthy or not. *crosses fingers* some days i wish it'd just vanish. *sighs*