Revisionist Historian Extraordinaire!

i had a really long, drawn out post revealing my convoluted ideas of how i'd like my life to be, what i need to do to achieve those goals, and where i plan to have myself in 6 months. then i decided that parts of it were too conceited, others were to whiney, and it all just sounded like a load of hooey. this post is a replacement post to stand in its place.

Take that, you rude bastards!

Things sorority girls shouldn't put on forms to register for an event: "I have done it in the past with my sorority." And they wonder why people like me enjoy jokes about people like them. It almost sounds like she got it off one of those spam mailers for pr0n...