September 27th, 2001

zissou

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i wish i had some spare time and some spare cash right now. you can buy a one-way ticket on Southwest for under $40. that's just wild man, wild...
zissou

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i've got a brilliant idea for safety on the airlines. why don't we start requiring passengers to take a mild sedative once they step onto the plane to ensure that they are docile beasts for the ride. measure the dosage for the amount of time that the people will be in the air. hell, they could just start labeling these sedatives by flight durations instead of by dosage amounts. why need to worry about passengers if they're too drugged up to move?
zissou

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i'm sorry, but i find a request from the Taliban that Jesse Jackson negotiate a peace deal funny, albeit scary at the same time. funny because we haven't heard much from Jesse Jackson since he admitted to having an illegitmate child and suddenly he may be the one to stop war. scary because the most fundamentalist islamic group in the world would have an american christian leader come to their country to negotiate peace. maybe it's just me, but that's one of the most bizarre things i've ever heard. wild man, just wild...