Sean (darksoul) wrote,

bored day at work. hungry, but i've got a pile of stuff to get done before i can leave for lunch. blech.

> Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do its
> own, entitled Survivor, Texas Style.
> The contestants will start in Dallas, travel to Waco, Austin, San Antonio,
> over to Houston, and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del
> Rio, onto El Paso, then to Midland, Odessa, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From
> there, they'll proceed to Abilene, Ft. Worth and finally back to Dallas.
> Each will be driving a pink Volvo with a bumper sticker that reads, "I'm
> gay, I'm a vegetarian, I voted for Al Gore, and I'm here to confiscate
> guns!"
> The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins!

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