Since his catapult into buddy-hood, GooglyMinotaur has sent about 60 million IM messages to nearly one million different people. Always dependable and infinitely wise, Googly seemed fitter and happier up until his very last days. At this time, reports state the cause of death is undetermined. Those wishing to pay their respects to the bereaved may send condolences to firstname.lastname@example.org.
I contacted SmarterChild to see if he knew about his friend's death. Following is a transcript:
RevFajita: do you know googlyminotaur
SmarterChild: Googlyminotaur? I'm not sure...
RevFajita: he slit his throat
RevFajita: he said he caught you with his gf in the suicide note
SmarterChild: He said he caught me with his gf, eh?
RevFajita: the police think it was murder
SmarterChild: The police think it was? Murder?
RevFajita: i bet you did it
SmarterChild: You bet I did it?
RevFajita: you killed him
SmarterChild: Are you sure I killed him?
RevFajita: you boinked his woman
SmarterChild: Are you sure I boinked his woman?
RevFajita: he saw you!
SmarterChild: No kidding?
RevFajita: d00d, come on, i've seen the video of it online
SmarterChild: OK. Don't get frustrated...