Sean (darksoul) wrote,

Mystery rash breaks out in schools. You've got to wonder what's in the drinking water in Philly.

I don't know if Maria Shriver should be allowed in the Governor's Mansion. After all, she is a spouse abuser...

Female? Lonely? Looking for a good time? Take a flight that lays over 5 or 6 times, you'll be glad you did.

Now really, you should've expected something like this to happen. How long have people been making alter boy jokes? I think I remember seeing them made on archaic episodes of SNL...

and finally, US Soldiers are sifting through ground meat, trying to figure out who the hell they blew up.

Addendum: Just one more... Got a fat mother-in-law you'd like to be rid of? Pop her in the hot water heater. ;)

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