My tweets

Wed, 06:19: RT @kibblesmith: If lawful gun owners will shoot you if the laws change, maybe they were never that lawful and shouldn’t have had the guns…
Wed, 06:21: RT @jazz_inmypants: Flight Attendant: u are sitting in an exit row. do u agree to assist in the event of an emergency Me: yes [later] Gu…
Wed, 06:22: RT @bob_malak: A millennial when they get a phone call instead of text https://t.co/W1RXfotrq8
Wed, 06:31: RT @tweetsbyrocket: grandad: a tattoo will negatively affect your future me: cut your carbon emissions grandad: no
Wed, 07:10: RT @DanWilbur: Actually, the AR stands for “ARe you this fucking insecure?”
Wed, 08:19: RT @MikeDrucker: Me *hiding under the bed* Armed robber: Me: Armed Robber: Me: *armed robber suddenly peeks under the bed* Armed Ro…
Wed, 08:57: RT @ParkerMolloy: love 2 loan out weapons 2 my friends who wouldn't pass a background check https://t.co/aMNOTHQ8ag