"What, this baby? Are you sure this baby was THE baby Jesus?"
"Well, I think it was that baby. He was small, had a little bit of hair, golden halo around His..."
"Hold it right there lady, you mean to tell me He had a halo around His head? This ain't the baby you're looking for."
"This isn't the baby I'm looking for."
"Move along now..."
"I think I've got to go..."