- Fri, 12:53: From now on, when people begin discussing astrology and signs, I am forever a "Virgo with Voyager 2 rising into the Oort Cloud".
- Fri, 16:36: RT @AynRandPaulRyan: Looks like Mick Mulvaney lost the ultimate game of "musical chairs". https://t.co/fndCT4cd1E
- Fri, 16:46: RT @joshgondelman: BREAKING: Jared Kushner has consequently locked himself in his room and is blasting My Chemical Romance. He will NOT be…
Thu, 04:56: RT @ powellnyt: “His face was in your windshield, Jason. Think about that,” a detective told South Dakota Attorney General Jason…
Tue, 04:38: RT @ danozzi: just to be clear: gender reveal parties have a higher body count and have done more property damage than antifa ever…
Sun, 03:41: RT @ MeanestBossEver: We need a new term for a group of crows.