My tweets

Sun, 12:34: RT @BenariLee: With exactly zero efforts being made to bolster the security of the 2018 midterms, this sure does look like laying the groun…
Sun, 12:37: RT @TheStagmania: This white guy just pulled up in front of my local Mexican restaurant in his big truck, blaring music and saw a group of…
Sun, 19:45: RT @Party_Harderson: the key to having incredible sex is to accrue over 400 million unrequited crushes on ppl u do not speak to and then to…
Sun, 19:47: RT @julieklausner: Releasing Billionaire Boys Club in the theater was obviously a sting and all 37 people who went to go see it are on a li…
Mon, 06:17: RT @KrangTNelson: going to a subpar beer & wings restaurant to leer at/take pics with big-boobed waitresses is one of the most uniquely bab…
Mon, 06:32: RT @billyeichner: Guys, this is important. The “blue wave” is not a given. It’s not some inevitable thing that’s going to happen. Let’s LEA…
Mon, 07:31: RT @jk_rowling: I do'nt care what Kids at School call me because they are all Disgusting Fake Losers and my Real Friends go to a diffrent S…
Mon, 07:41: RT @samuraihawk: What if...we just stopped playing the National Anthem before non-international sporting events in America? #ProblemSolved…