My tweets

Fri, 12:49: Remember that time that @realDonaldTrump tried to get the FBI to back off Flynn because he was a good guy? 🤔🤔🤔
Fri, 12:50: RT @chrissyteigen: An SNL sketch where the reporters report on their own sexual misconduct and firings but they don't know it until live pr…
Fri, 12:59: RT @mattyglesias: This week on America: The CEO class is happy to watch the civic institutions that built the most prosperous society in hu…
Fri, 13:32: RT @JohnCleese: So, here is the News this morning. The Leader of the Free World is now completely unhinged, but we can't do anything at all…
Fri, 17:55: RT @SethHanlon: UPDATE: We just got a copy of what I think is the last-minute amendment to the bill. It's 479 pages long. An unsearchable…
Fri, 20:14: What are the odds that Flynn has had the peepee tapes this whole time?
Sat, 04:07: RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: Don’t forget to call your republican senators and tell them to go fuck themselves.
Sat, 10:32: RT @funder: On page 93 of the “tax bill” Republicans are trying to redefine what constitutes an unborn child as the moment of conception. T…
Sat, 10:43: RT @NatTowsen: Oh cool, just found out that an alliance of ruling billionaires voted in the dead of night to murder me. Extremely rad news.