My tweets

Sat, 13:31: RT @ParkerMolloy: "You can actually pinpoint the second when his heart rips in half." https://t.co/nDOlZq1mZk
Sat, 13:33: RT @BettyBowers: REINCE PRIEBUS: "Is that Trump calling to apologize for firing me on Twitter?" SECRETARY: "No, it's Bob Mueller. Something…
Sat, 16:11: RT @RoyalHoeliness: The oceans are literally rising & we're debating where people should take a piss & if we should use their pronouns. Wha…
Sun, 08:42: RT @KCGibbons: Everything is fine. https://t.co/MhexT2N55R
Sun, 09:21: I heard that @realDonaldTrump has a pervasive fart odor about him. Like Pigpen from Peanuts, but with butt smoke.
Sun, 09:52: RT @stealthygeek: Assange jumps in with anti-Mueller propaganda. In yellow is the original tweet. In blue is what they deliberately left ou…