My tweets

Mon, 12:45: RT @OhNoSheTwitnt: "I'm not Inspector Gadget" may be the only true statement Kellyanne Conway has ever made.
Mon, 12:48: RT @ScottBatemanMan: I think my toaster is reading my mail please RT
Mon, 12:50: RT @MikeDrucker: CIA: "Is the microwave a camera?" HACKER: "Yes. He's watching his pasta. Wait. He pushed stop!" CIA: "With 5 seconds left?…
Mon, 19:18: RT @KaytlinBailey: Laziness isn’t why people are poor. And iPhones aren’t why they lack health care. - The Washington Post https://t.co/Byc…
Tue, 10:14: RT @DonCheadle: For a second I thought that was a pic of @POTUS in jail. Got a little tingly... https://t.co/I6h6J85ooe