- Tue, 10:01: RT @mlefaye: I bet a lot of guys who don't think that rape is a big deal were super upset when that U2 album was put on their phone without…
- Tue, 18:40: A white beardo on the train kisses his petite Asian girlfriend obsessively while also finding opportunity to put her down for being dumb.
- Tue, 18:41: Every time he looms in to kiss her, she winces involuntarily and squishes against me in an attempt to dodge him, arms still lovingly locked.
- Tue, 18:41: One of them smells strongly of Subway sandwiches, the other of 90's mint breath spray.
- Tue, 18:42: This is my personal hell.
Fri, 08:52: RT @ DougJBalloon: The new Wes Anderson movie is drawing mixed reviews from critics. Here's why that's bad news for Joe Biden.
Fri, 12:18: RT @ MikeDrucker: By age 30 you should: 1. Take car 2. Go to mum’s 3. Kill Phil (sorry) 4. Grab Liz 5. Go to the Winchester 6. Have…
Fri, 10:25: RT @ mmpadellan: Nobody: Not a single living soul: The former guy: "I'm not into golden showers." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fri, 10:31: RT @…