My tweets

Thu, 17:56: I predict that the winner of tonight's debate will be comedians on Twitter.
Thu, 17:56: RT @evanjm02: All I want is a "I knew Ronald Reagan. I was friends with Ronald Reagan, and you sir are NO Ronald Reagan!" #GOPDebate #Dated…
Thu, 18:01: RT @KaytlinBailey: Chris Christie is calling for compassion for drug addicts, marking the first time anyone from New Jersey has shown compa…
Thu, 19:36: I am a 12 year old boy. https://t.co/14F1lMYE45
Thu, 20:14: RT @dbernstein: Trump: I AM TOO BUSY AND IMPORTANT TO BE RESPECTFUL TO WOMEN
Thu, 20:16: Is this a debate or just Fox taking a dump on these guys and trying to incite a knife fight?
Thu, 20:20: .@MikeHuckabeeGOP "Fuck the law, OLD TESTAMENT GOD IS COMIN' FOR YOU!"
Thu, 20:20: RT @arthur_affect: WHY IS EVERYONE SO DETERMINED TO APPLY THE 14TH AMENDMENT TO EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING BUT BLACK PEOPLE @SaraJBenincasa
Thu, 20:21: .@GovMikeHuckabee supports sharia law? Weird.
Thu, 20:23: Did the immigrants break GOD'S LAW??? #GOPDebate

Thu, 20:24: Why does federal law only exist when it applies to non-whites and the poor? #GOPDebate
Thu, 20:24: RT @Wonkette: Gov. Kasich, why did you gay-marry Obamacare?
Thu, 20:39: Fourteen years ago today: https://t.co/fsGDYLQ3rm #GOPDebate
Thu, 20:41: If they don't defeat ISIS in 90 days, is the pizza free? #GOPDebate
Thu, 20:41: RT @JillBidenVeep: This is my Super Bowl wrapped in The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade covered in The Golden Globes. #GOPDebate
Thu, 20:57: Next up, the swimsuit competition! #GOPDebate
Thu, 20:58: RT @OnceUponALiz: Holy shit do these guys think the solution to spending less per child on education is more children??? #GOPDebate
Thu, 21:11: Huck just offended pimps across the land! #GOPDebate
Thu, 21:12: RT @SaraJBenincasa: why is this not a rap battle #GOPDebate
Thu, 21:12: RT @richardhine: Joe Biden watching the #GOPDebate http://t.co/6y2aXgITms

Thu, 21:14: RT @sadydoyle: "Illegals. Prostitutes. Pimps. Drug dealers. Ninja Turtles. Deceptacons. Smurfs. Snorks. The list goes on. Jem. Each and ev…
Thu, 21:32: Ladies and gentlemen, your GOP candidate! http://t.co/1v1SH5SRCB
Thu, 21:36: In the next segment, we find out how much they hate brown people. #GOPDebate
Thu, 21:44: RT @pattonoswalt: "Kill people and break things," Huckabee just described the GOP. #GOPDebate
Thu, 21:50: This is how we do it. #GOPDebate https://t.co/k3BdemuYSK
Thu, 21:51: "Do you hear voices telling you what to do???" #GOPDebate
Thu, 21:52: RT @RubinReport: Psst: God is imaginary. Pass it along. #GOPDebate
Thu, 21:54: "The blood of Jesus Christ washes away women's need for reproductive rights." #GOPDebate
Thu, 21:57: ...and that was the last time anyone ever saw Kasich. #GOPDebate
Thu, 21:58: Christie's dad worked at an ice cream factory? *contains raucous laughter* #GOPDebate

Thu, 21:59: "I have talked to more black people than anyone on this stage." - Rand Paul #GOPDebate
Thu, 22:02: "You know who is highest in the polls? THE LORD ALMIGHTY JESUS CHRIST!" - Huckster #GOPDebate