- Tue, 19:08: The moon and some random planet are stalkimg me. https://t.co/6XFvUVHBgV
- Tue, 19:10: Walking off a long day > a night of drinking https://t.co/3oynFhrkcG #exercise
- Tue, 19:46: Steal this photo for your band's ep. https://t.co/r4FArRs5Eh
- Tue, 20:12: My Fitbit freaks me out every time I hit 10000 steps with its vibrating celebration. #exercise https://t.co/5VRV5rdxxy
- Wed, 08:00: Nothing says fun like showing up at the doctor's office to give all the fluids at 8 am on a Wednesday.
Tue, 04:38: RT @ danozzi: just to be clear: gender reveal parties have a higher body count and have done more property damage than antifa ever…
Sun, 03:41: RT @ MeanestBossEver: We need a new term for a group of crows.
Sat, 08:37: RT @ ditzkoff: if you click the skip intro button on The Muppet Show, your subscription should be instantly canceled…