- Wed, 16:58: Couples who insist on walking in the same slot of the revolving door together are why the terrorists hate us.
- Wed, 22:25: Watching someone fail four times at level 30 on Candy Crush on the subway is my hell.
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Tue, 04:38: RT @ danozzi: just to be clear: gender reveal parties have a higher body count and have done more property damage than antifa ever…
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Sun, 03:41: RT @ MeanestBossEver: We need a new term for a group of crows.
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Sat, 08:37: RT @ ditzkoff: if you click the skip intro button on The Muppet Show, your subscription should be instantly canceled…
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