- Fri, 21:56: I hope the girls that played "All I Want For Christmas" on the jukebox just now all get crabs.
- Fri, 23:01: Vodka ginger ale in a pint glass, take three! http://t.co/QQaByZCLbD
- Fri, 23:29: Wait, why does your phone autocorrect titty to torture? Creeper! http://t.co/aM67rm0aJu
- Sat, 09:39: Damn it Obama! http://t.co/veQDhOrhzK
Sat, 03:08: RT @ hawillisdc: capitalists: if you hate gentrification so much, buy the block. the community: ok. *raises money* …take it.…
Fri, 06:52: RT @ brendanowicz: Matt Gaetz being told his Venmo history is public https://t.co/amD4IQbsgB
Thu, 05:28: RT @ danielleiat: This isn’t just fascism, it’s the kind of fascism that gets depicted in novels you read as a kid and as a kid…