- Fri, 21:56: I hope the girls that played "All I Want For Christmas" on the jukebox just now all get crabs.
- Fri, 23:01: Vodka ginger ale in a pint glass, take three! http://t.co/QQaByZCLbD
- Fri, 23:29: Wait, why does your phone autocorrect titty to torture? Creeper! http://t.co/aM67rm0aJu
- Sat, 09:39: Damn it Obama! http://t.co/veQDhOrhzK
Fri, 12:18: RT @ MikeDrucker: By age 30 you should: 1. Take car 2. Go to mum’s 3. Kill Phil (sorry) 4. Grab Liz 5. Go to the Winchester 6. Have…
Fri, 10:25: RT @ mmpadellan: Nobody: Not a single living soul: The former guy: "I'm not into golden showers." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Fri, 10:31: RT @…
Tue, 18:29: RT @ OhNoSheTwitnt: If Dean Cain is mad about Superman being bisexual we should probably make a gay Hercules and a trans Chachi…