- Sun, 20:48: This isn't a toast, it's an Amway pitch. #TheWalkingDead
- Sun, 20:51: "The wine is just wine until it's blessed." Amen. #TheWalkingDead
- Sun, 22:00: Watching @AMCTalkingDead, did @nerdist join a fight club or has he not slept in a week?
- Mon, 08:17: RT @LOLGOP: Fox News to cancel all programing to focus on blond women praying for more U.S. Ebola cases.
Fri, 16:29: RT @ allisonkilkenny: Today I learned of the term "geriatric millennial." I'm accepting flowers and cash donation condolences.…
Thu, 12:51: RT @ joshgondelman: A good thing to read! https://t.co/S8rOqudjz8 Thu, 12:52: RT @ JenKirkman: Got harassed for saying this…
Mon, 14:57: I'm starting to think that dogecoin is the Cutco Knives of currency. They should try throwing in a free sharpener if you buy 10 or…